A Generic How-To. (19/30)

Step 1.
God, probably, hates the lighter you use.
If he doesn't, he should.

Step 2.
No words is best case scenario -
crushed up diamonds. Ingested then
chased with cheap beer.

Step 3.
Even though I want to say words to make
bluebirds fly off each of your teeth:
I won't.

Step 4.
Recant. Pretend. And see Step 1.